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Thursday, June 15, 2017

And now for no reason heres an insult rap from the God of Thunder and the Warriors Three

And now for no reason heres an insult rap from the God of Thunder and the Warriors Three


Fandral: Yeah! Thats right! Warriors Three up in this bitch! Swingin Hammer productions! Balder, drop a hot beat and get out the way, the God of Thuders on the Mic and like Lebron James hes always ready to play, when the games on the line, back up yall, its Mjolnir time!
Thor: Verily, Odin Son art the crunkest MC in all the Asgard Hood!
He be tearing up it up round the Rainbow Bridge like Hulk through the God of Wood!
Hogun, The Grim: Yeah boy! Thats Woodgod; act like ya know!
Falstaff: Thor, yeah, hes a bad ass Thunder God! Thor, yeah, hes holdin it down from Vahalla to Midgard!
Thor: From mine fathers palace, as far as the Thunder God can survey, all I can see is a bunch of wack MCs!
Hogun: Break it down, Odin Son!
Thor: The Enchantress is a skeezer, for as many rides as shes given, the bitch oughtta be called the Asgard Bike. As for her boy the Executioner, that loser is a bigger nerd than every member of Weezer.
Hogun: Combined!
Thor: The Wrecker and the Absorbing Man, them bitchers are wanksters, Thor is the only
Loki, he tries to manipulate me, because hes got a complex thats full of inferiority!
Hogun: We read it all in his psychiatric history, bitch!
Thor: Whether he wants to be King of Asgard or just wants a hug, quite frankly, Odin Son dont give a fug! God of Mischief, I treat you like a hankerchief!
Hogun: He means he wipes his balls with you after sex!
Thor: Dumb bitch, you even set me up with a Midgard crew; the Avengers are so tight, we dont give a fuck about you!
Hogun: But what about the New Avengers, yo?
Thor: They can stroke my uru hammer! Luke Cage, Im calling thineself out on this track, Ill take you and that hairy Canadian out with one godly bitch slap!
Hogun: His pimp hands way strong yo!
Thor: The ladies, they line up round the block, for some of that sweat Asgardian cock!
Warriors Three all together: Aw no he didnt!
Thor: 50 Cent, you have the Magic Stick? Bitch, I have a Magic Hammer! Ill stick Mjolnir up your ass just to make you stammer!
Hogun: That Thor, hes got an ill manner!
Falstaff: Thor, yeah, hes a bad ass Thunder God! Thor, yeah, hes holdin it down from Vahalla to Midgard!
Thor: Verily; what?

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